Luxury Comedy from the NME
Would it be effective censorship if I just photoshopped man nipples onto girl nipples
beez in the trap
why is there a polar bear in the background what is going on in this picture
That’s a dog
"When I told my brother that there was a bug on him"
SO BASICALLY TODAY my stern English teacher was leaning around trying to catch someone’s eye to answer his question
I turned to my friend and accidentally sang
LOUDER THAN EXPECTED
AND THE WHOLE CLASS BURST INTO LAUGHTER AND MY ENGLISH TEACHER WAS JUST SO DONE BECAUSE HE HATES LES MIS
HE WENT TOMATO RED FROM LAUGHING AND PUT HIS HEAD DOWN ON THE DESK
MY ENGLISH TEACHER.
A woman who knows that she doesn’t have to get all decked out to look good is sexy. A woman who can make you feel smart with her conversation skills is also sexy. I believe the sense of humor is important.
Deduce for me, you sexy thing.
OH GOD. OH GOD. BLESS WHOEVER PUT THIS GIFSET TOGETHER.
Oh my god, seriously, bless your soul.