HoneyYouShouldSeeMeInACrown

richaldis:

Luxury Comedy from the NME

fandom-freak-presents:

queenkickass:

guys

guys

guys

i know what i’m doing on the next party night

radastheyscum:

kinsleesuzanne:

chazychazle:

Would it be effective censorship if I just photoshopped man nipples onto girl nipples

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A++++++++++++++++++++++

wimpynoodle:

vvhaleshark:

assgod:

beez in the trap

why is there a polar bear in the background what is going on in this picture

That’s a dog

wimpynoodle:

vvhaleshark:

assgod:

beez in the trap

why is there a polar bear in the background what is going on in this picture

That’s a dog

vinebox:

"When I told my brother that there was a bug on him"

geniusbillionairesassmaster:

SO BASICALLY TODAY my stern English teacher was leaning around trying to catch someone’s eye to answer his question

I turned to my friend and accidentally sang

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LOUDER THAN EXPECTED

AND THE WHOLE CLASS BURST INTO LAUGHTER AND MY ENGLISH TEACHER WAS JUST SO DONE BECAUSE HE HATES LES MIS

HE WENT TOMATO RED FROM LAUGHING AND PUT HIS HEAD DOWN ON THE DESK 

I.

BROKE.

MY ENGLISH TEACHER.

A woman who knows that she doesn’t have to get all decked out to look good is sexy. A woman who can make you feel smart with her conversation skills is also sexy. I believe the sense of humor is important.

sherli-holmes:

mallamun:

areyousuretonightsadangernight:

Deduce for me, you sexy thing.

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OH GOD. OH GOD. BLESS WHOEVER PUT THIS GIFSET TOGETHER.

Oh my god, seriously, bless your soul. 

funnyandhilarious:

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